Motivational Monday and The Bachelor

A few random topics for the bloggity post tonight!

First of all, have you heard about the 30 miles in 30 days Challenge? Okay, I hadn't heard of it either, but my girl Nikki over at The Pink Growl was blogging about it the other day and I decided to get motivated! Check out her post here.

Basically I'm going to run/walk 30 miles in the month of March, so I have 30 days to complete this challenge.  Here's what I've done so far and the ONLY reason I'm even telling you is to hold myself accountable, so if I fail you all will know about it! I want to try and embarass myself into working out, we will see if it works.

Here's what I've done so far:

• Saturday: 1 Hour Zumba, 1 mile on the treadmill
• Sunday: 2 mile walk/run outside
• Monday: 4 miles at the gym ran for a solid 2.5 miles and did a walk run for the last 1.5

So far I've completed 7 miles and only have 23 more to go!! Not only do I want to do the 30in30 challenge, but I want to stat going to the gym again! Last year I was going 4 - 5 times a week and felt fantastic, every since I've stopped I have felt like a oozie loozie nasty ball of fatness. So, here's to me trying to shape up, should be an interesting ride...

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Enough of the motivational crap, it's time for some Reality Dish!

The Women Tell All Reunion is on tonight!  Not my favorite episode of The Bachelor, I wish they would just cut the crap and get to the end, but they always have to drag it out.  

Can you believe the Tierrarist got a full half hour on camera!! All that girl wants is attention and drama and that's what she got, I'm not even going to give her anymore attention. #Done

Other than all that drama the rest was really pathetic.  All the girls still crying over Sean... Get over it already, you're just making yourself look lamer than you already are!

Random interjection of Awkward.... WTF is this picture??? Oh and is interjection a word??

Can we talk about my favorite Bachelorette for a second?  Leslie!  This chick is HILARIOUS can someone please give her her own show or make her the next Bachelorette?? I mean seriously, she even coined the term "Tierrarist" / BRILLIANT!

Fave Quote of the Night from Ashlee! "He kinda acted like a Frat boy!"  Ashlee outs Sean and says that he told her TWICE that he didn't have feelings for the other 2 women.  Why in the world would Ashlee make this up?? I think Sean is a big ol' #LIAR! He proceeds to tell her that he has absolutely no idea what she is talking about and she just won't let it go.

BRAVO Ashlee for bringing something interesting to this episode! I thoroughly enjoyed it!

By far the bloopers were my favorite part of the whole episode! If they would just add more of this "Reality" to the show then it might actually seem a little more real and would DEFINITELY be more interesting!

If you're feeling like you need a little extra scoop of The Bachelor Reality Dish then head on over to Kaliwood's blog, she'll give you an extra dose of what you're craving!

Until next week...  Who do you think it will be?? Lindsey or Catherine???

Unfortunately I'm missing RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules for this garbage, but I will catch on those later! Next Up Teen Mom 2... I love love love this show and I just can't get enough!!

Check back tomorrow for a Guest post you WON'T wanna miss.  This girl is HI-LARIOUS, you won't wanna miss it!

Kate Spade, Kittens and The Bachelor

I know, I"m a little late on this post, but I have some really random stuff for you! Enjoy...

I did a little bit of shopping this weekend at a new outlet mall! I've been obsessing over everything Kate Spade for quite some time, but have never been willing to pay for my addiction! I went to the Kate Spade outlet this weekend and found this tote for 40% Off then an additional 20% Off! SCORE!!! That made this one of the best bargains I've found in a while ringing in at only $56 BUCKS / Originally $286!

For some reason my little kitty Ben is really attached to me and is constantly cuddling with me (which I of course love)! I decided to try and act like him and of course take a Selfie!

So my Monday night TV line-up is a little Cray Cray, if at all possible these are all the shows I would watch, but I don't have enough time!!

The Bachelor (1st Priority, obvi)

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Vanderpump Rules

Teen Mom 2 

Kourtney and Kim take Miami

Trying to watch all 5 shows in one night is nearly impossible! I chose to watch The Bachelor and switch between Kourtney and Kim, then watched Teen Mom 2 afterwards.  Needless to say my Monday nights are pretty much booked #Loser!

The run down on The Bachelor I missed the first 30 minutes, but for some reason I feel like I really didn't miss anything!  

Sean goes on Hometown dates with all the girls, for some reason I'm really starting to like The Girl that Wore the Wedding Dress on the first night.  Her voice is becoming less and less annoying and she seems to get prettier and prettier.  I was a little afraid for Sean to meet her dad, but it seems like they got along just fine!  I though Sean dressing up like a soldier was super cheesy, but whateves....

Next he goes to see Des and she plays a prank on him and pretends like her ex boyfriend shows up (she hired an actor)... My mom and I were texting and I told her that everyone was acting, I was right on track, because it was a PRANK!

Then it's time for Sean to meet the fam! I found it weird that they went to Des's house, instead of her parents.  Her BROTHER made tonight interesting.  He tells Sean that he's a "playboy"and doesn't believe in the process, basically he doesn't want her to get hurt.  This show is so fake that this is truly the only real moment I've ever seen on The Bachelor.  

Photo Credit ABC via Wenn

Unfortunately for Des, she should have listened to her brother because she gets sent home!

Photo credit ABC Via Wenn

So far I've only watched part of Teen Mom 2, but here's what I've got so far..

Chelsea hooks up with Adam after her Mirena fell out  - Girl Haven't you learned your lesson???

Leah has a Miscarriage - but if you follow her on Twitter, she is married to Jeremy, pregnant with him AGAIN and due in March

Kailyn hits Joe - also, if you follow her, she is know married to her current bf on the show (can't remember his name!)

I'm telling you this show is SO MUCH more interesting than The Bachelor! This is some real Shiznit!

Okay kittens, that's it for now... Until next time!!!

Also, check out my girl Kali's blog, she's talking all things Bachelor Too!

I can't control my Eyebrow

If you watched The Bachelor tonight you probably know EXACTLY what the title of this blog post means.

This week the girls and Sean go to St. Croix and enjoy a little drama!  Backstabbing and crying ALWAYS make for a good episode.

One-on-One: Ashlee

Ashl-ee gets the first date on a private island with Sean and rolls around 1/2 naked in the sand! Sean gets real and straight up asks Ashlee about Sparkly Tierra.  THANKFULLY Ashlee tells him the truth that she's a 2-faced psycho! I mean Ashlee is really just looking out for him HERSELF! After that she comes clean and tells Sean that she got married when she was 17 and divorced a year later.

This news doesn't even seem to phase Sean because she's being real and genuine! She then stands on her chair and screams to St. Croix that she LURVES Sean!

Photo Credit: ABC via WENN

Next Up....

Sparkly Tierra and the Eyebrow!

After receiving the date card she tells the girl that she's disappointed she's not going to the beach and that she has to walk around the hot sweaty city.  I mean this is going to ruin her hair and makeup and Sean might see through her first face after it melts off...

So the 2 go galavanting around the city of St. Croix and Tierra and her eyebrow seem to be having a sparkly great time! She's just a great actress, isn't she???

ABC/San Francisco Roman

Even though she's psychotic, this girl is pretty smart!  She can sense that Sean is being a little distant and figures out that Ashlee must have told him something!  Smart girl...

Three On One

Starts in the middle of the night with Sean waking the girls from their beauty sleep and seeing who they really are, no makeup, no deodorant and skanky mcnasty breath!

Catherine, Desiree and Girl who wore a wedding dress on the first night and talks like a 2-year old toddler get to go on this snoozefest date...

They take the most boring road trip of all time around the island and watch the sun rise and Desiree explained at the end of the evening that "there is no sunset".  NEWSFLASH - the sun always set's you just might not see it.  See Desiree, I just taught you something...

Photo Credit: ABC via WENN

Girl in the Wedding dress from the first night gets the rose for the evening.

One On One: Leslie (the girl who nicknamed Tierra Tierrarist)

Uneventful they clearly didn't have a connection.. They wandered some old mill and picked fruit LAME!!!

Ashlee and Tierra get into a HUGE TIFF AKA Byotch Fight

My absolute favorite part of the entire season is Tierra explaining that she can't control her eyebrow!

"THIS IS MY FACE

I CAN NOT CONTROL MY EYEBROW

IF I SMILED ALL THE TIME MY FACE WOULD GET TIRED"

While the byotch fight was happening at the hizzouse - Sean's Sister randomly shows up for a chat on the beach! She tells Sean that if a girl can't get along with other girls then there is a huge RED FLAG! Sean walks up to the house to get TTT -Tierra  and of course finds her bawling on her cot in the hallway!

FINALLY - Sean comes to his senses and sends Tierra Packing!

I CAN NOT WAIT for Tierra and her sparkly eyebrow to make her appearance on BACHELOR PAD! Seriously, this girl is like reality TV Gold!

Rose Ceremony - Leslie goes home!  Too bad, she was the funniest one in the house and Tierra was the craziest so this is gonna be BORING for the rest of the season..

THIS IS HOW AMERICA FELT WHEN WE FOUND OUT TIERRA WAS GOING HOME....

Girl Talk Tuesday: Life Lessons From The Bachelor

Do you feel like you need to drink a glass a bottle of wine just to make it through The Bachelor?  In all honesty I'm really not that into Sean and he is boring the crap outta me, but Tierra is making an honest effort to keep me entertained!!!

My friend told me that she saw Sean out in Dallas on NYE and he's not even that cute.. I'm not really into Albino guys, however I am into abs, so I think that's what has kept me coming back for more this season!

I just want to recap from tonight a few things I learned tonight!

Life Lessons From the Bachelor

HAHAHA - I'm a crazy, Manipulative Byotch, I can't believe Sean believes this load of bull....

I'm gonna chug that goat milk like its my job - Leslie #Hashtag Losing

Losers are sometimes winners! // Shown by Sean inviting the blue team to spend the evening with with him and the red team after they lost.  No name bangs girl was not happy after she chugged goat milk for Sean and she still didn't get the rose!

If you want to get engaged for free just contact The Bachelor // Thank you Neil Lane and Jarrod for sponsoring yet another engagement, WE GET IT Neil Lane!!! 99% of the world can never afford one of your rings, keep reminding us of this!

If u dont understand what a white albino {aka Sean} says just start smiling and say squee eeeeggg yeeeee - Catherine

How is it possible to sit on each other's laps?  Isn't it just one person sitting on the other person's lap?  I'm really confused by this statement!?!?

If you want to make a girl stop crying just stick your tongue in her mouth and make disgusting lip-smacking noises...

If you are REAL and GENUINE {aka willing to suck my face at all times} then you will get A rose!!!! Seriously Sean if you say this one more time I'm going to throw up! You have no idea who is real and genuine, good luck figuring this one out...

Tell a guy that you are so so scared because of your heart... You will have him eating out of the palms of your hand!! Seriously... #Tierra

Don't talk shit on your competition in front of your man.  Men DO NOT find this attractive...

Last, but not least, the random fact of the day -- You know ur an alcoholic when u spill ur wine all over your couch and don't care because there's wine all over your couch, but because you wasted wine.... #Winning/#Wining! Haha, get it????

Linking-up with Helene In Between!

Girl Talk Tuesday: A few facts and The Bachelor

Linking up with Helene and Whitney for Tell Me About it Tuesday and Facts Of Me (plus a little a lot of Bachelor info).

I'm scared of staying home by myself, I literally sleep with one eye open

I have 2 kittens and I'm slowly becoming a crazy cat lady



I get scared when my cats stare into thin air, are they looking at Ghosts?

I Lurve ALL trashy reality shows (bachelor recap below)

I've been wearing the same sweats and top every single night! Eww...

I spend way too much time sitting on my A** , thankfully I have a really comfy couch

I hate showering on Sundays

I sometimes facebook stalk people, like in an unhealthy way

I go to Ross/TJ Maxx/Marshalls/Target atleast 3 - 4 times a week

Wannabe Baker

I'm obsessed with a Bargain even if it's something I don't need

If my skin color could be PINK I would make it happen

Okay now it's time for some Girl Talk AKA Bachelor trash talk!

I used to consistently do Girl Talk Tuesday, but somehow fell off the bandwagon.  Well folks I'm bringing it back, so here it goes! FOREWARNING: I'm mostly going to be talking about Trashy reality  TV aka The Bachelor, Teen Mom, RHBH, etc, etc...

I'm slacking a little because I didn't post my recap of The Bachelor last week, so here are a few quick tidbits:

• Nubby went on a pity date with Sean, jumped off the building with him and got a rose... She seriously needs to stop talking about her 1 arm, I forget about it then she brings it up again and I notice...
• Group Date: the girls get to model for a trashy romance book cover and THE MODEL girl wins, even though she doesn't get the group date rose, that was saved for Kacie B.
• Unmemorable people go home, now on to this week....

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Episode 3 Breakdown

One-On-One: Leslie and Sean go on a one-on-one and break the record for world's longest on-screen kiss!  I was thinking it was 3 hours, but then saw that it was only 3 minutes! Hell-o I could totally break that record just send a camera crew my way.  Leslie gets the rose.  I'm thinking she is going to be top 4! Oh and not to mention I lurved her White lace dress with the open back, she looked gorge!

Sean looks like an Open-Mouthed Seal Face in this pic!  I don't even know what that means, but it's the first thing I thought when I saw this...

Source: wetpaint.com via Mitzi on Pinterest

Group Date: Beach Time! The girls frolic in the sand and play some foosball football and whoop like coyotes when Sean takes his shirt off {Okay, let's be real I would do the same}!  Of course it's not all fun and games, they get a volleyball tournament going!

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PS - did anyone notice how fit these girls look in bathing suits!? Is it a requirement to have a 6-pack on this show?  They look much better than they can play volleyball, the were all terrible as -in they could barely get the ball over the net!

The team that lost gets sent home immediately and the tears start flowing! Winning team gets a chance to make their mark on Sean.

The girls desperately cling to Sean to make an impression.. Amanda is insane psycho byotch! I hope Sean see's through her soon!

Kacie B. outs Amanda and Desiree and Sean looks like a seal out-of-water when she is telling him.  He questions why she is the one outting them!  Her night ends in uncontrollable tears!

Lindsey gets the rose - who is this girl again? Wait, is she the one that wore a wedding dress on the first night?  I seriously can't even remember her face...

Poor "little doll" Tierra falls down the stairs {pry on purpose for attention} and refuses medical attention! She it T-T-T Trazy!!! She needs to go home, like immediately.  However she is drama and entertainment so maybe she should stay and play for a while!

Second One-On-One Date

Ash-lee is the chosen-one for the second one-on-one. WTF is she wearing? Her dress looks like my grandma's tablecloth! I would have to say this is lace gone wrong!

Since T-T-T Trazy falls down the stairs, she gets insane amounts of attention from Sean and cuts into Ash-lee's one-on-one time!

They close down Six Flags and take 2 girls with Chronic illnesses with them - is Sean really this sweet or is the show encouraging him to do this??

She gets a Rose.

Rose Ceremony
KacieB gets called out at the beginning and he gets rid of her
Taryn {unmemorable} and Kristy the Sock Bunning Model Go Home

Can't wait for Roller Derby next week, gonna be AMAZEBALLS! Looks like T-T-T-Trazy gets even crazier next week and I can't wait for the drama to ensue!

Longest POST EVER!!! OOPS, Sorry!