Bachelor Pad Blab & Gab FINALE

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I wasn't going to post about this until later today, but I got SOOO excited after watching the season finale of bachelor pad that I decided to go ahead and get my post up ASAP!

This was definitely one of the lamest seasons yet.. HOWEVER, the ending was the best that I've ever seen.

2 Highlights

{If you haven't watched it yet this is ALL you need to know}

 

Blakely and Tony get engaged!

With a Neil Lane ring of course!  Wow Tony great job picking out the FREE ring that was given to you by the show!  Blakely is so excited that she doesn't have to live alone and wax private parts all day.  She might actually have the possibility of being a REAL HOUSEWIFE OF PORTLAND! 

 

Seriously Blakely you might need to consider taking down some of these photos from the interwebs now that you're Engaged!

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All joking aside, I really have grown to like Blakely, she's nothing like she was back in the days of Bachelor - CONGRATS YOU TWO!  ( I like how I'm writing this post like the people are actually reading it...)

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Now to the good stuff, like the cream inside a Hoho!!

 

Chris and Sarah only receive 3 votes, so they quickly find the realization that their dreams are over.  Seriously Chris apologizing to Jamie over and over and saying that he's been getting slack from his parents the whole time was just pathetic.  Chris - the game didn't play you, you played the game and treated people like SHIT! I completely belive in Karma and this really bit him in the ASS! {I apologize for the profanity, No Not Really....}

 

No Name Nick and Rachel are left in the end.  Nick explains that he was alone in the game the entire time and that Rachel didn't even want to be his partner...  Therfore, he believed that she didn't deserve half of the money!

 

Rachel chooses Share and Nick chooses KEEP! Nick wins $250,000 & Rachel goes home with NOTHING!

Nick, I just want you to know that the audience isn't clapping for you because they like you {we don't even know you you are}, but because they think this made the BEST reality TV EVER! Seriously Nick you saved this season of BP3 and I thank you for that! It was totally worth it to watch you walk away with the money and you are the only one that truly played this game because you WON!

 

On another Note Rachel is going to need therapy for the rest of her life!  Poor girl didn't find LOVE OR MONEY! I honestly do feel bad for her, poor thing! I'm thinking her and Jaclyn will manage to be BFF's again!

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 Until next time..... I can't wait to see what The Bachelor will bring! Unfortunately it doesn't start until January!  Guess I will have to settle with Dancing with the Stars on Monday nights...

Check back on my blog Tomorrow because I'm Co-Hosting Wonderful Wednesdays with Little Petrie. I'm so excited to be a Co-Host and I hope all you ladies will link-up with us!

 

Bachelor Pad Blab and Gab

Grab a Button from my Sidebar - it's time to talk Bachelor Pad with me and Meg from More From Meg.

I’ve been a little bit of a bad blogger – I skipped my recap last week because well life was happening and I simply didn’t have time!

On to the good stuff…

This week there were 4 remaining couples.  Whoever won the first challenge was able to choose a couple to go home immediately.

Of course Sarah and Chris won for the 3^rd time in a row and send Blakely and Tony packing.  Blakely bawled her eyes out because she knows now that she will have to be an Aesthetician the rest of her life.  I felt bad for Tony, since he has a kid – sounded like he really did need the money. 

The final Challenge of Bachelor Pad was all of the contestants performing in front of a live audience.  When I saw this in the previews I KNEW it would not disappoint. 

Seriously – LMFAO!

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Rachel and No Name guy actually did pretty good.  They couldn't sing, but they actually didn't make fools of themselves.

Ed and Jaclyn forgot all the words and basically dry humped on stage. They both even asked to start over at the very beginning, but were forced to keep going! This has GOT to be the most humiliating moment of their life!

Sarah and Chris remembered the words, but were so EFFING awkward.  #1 Sarah’s outfit – disgusting, #2 Sarah’s dancing EMBARASSING #3 {Insert Funny Sarcastic Comment}

Rachel and No Name end up winning and send Ed and Jaclyn home.  OUCH, sounds like Rachel and Jaclyn won’t be friends again ANYTIME soon.

OFFICIAL FRIENEMIES

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They left a huge cliff-hanger at the end like something insanely crazy is going to happen and we are all just going to roll over and die.  I might spoil it for myself and go to realitysteve.com to read what happens. Until then, link-up your posts below!

PS – Labor Day Weekend Update coming tomorrow….

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Bachelor Pad Blab & Gab

Grab a Button from my Sidebar - it's time to talk Bachelor Pad with me and Meg from More From Meg.

Bachelor Pad is proving to be a little disappointing this season!  It's really missing some of the crazies AKA Vienna and Company...

I'm going to make this short and sweet:

1. Contest carrying plates back and forth, girls are terrible as always!  Blakely and Tony (is that his name?) end up winning
2. Kalon and Lindzi go on a date, make out on the front of a bentlye
3. Blakely and Tony go on a date, probably make love in a camper
4. The rest of the house basically hooks up with one another, except for Erica Rose - what is she doing while ever hooks up, Sleeping?
5. Michael's scheme to get get rid of Erica Backfires - Erica gets voted off and she gets to choose one guy that will also go home, she chooses Michael (Cue dramatic music)

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BYE BYE!

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NEWSFLASH:  A PIC FROM INSTAGRAM, LINDZI AND KALON ARE STILL TOGETHER AFTER FILMING! (thanks wetpaint.com for the pic and the info)

Sadly, these two love birds are not together, boo hoo!  Poor Michael, is he ever going to find anyone?

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My Favorite little love Triangle/Square! Chris you are such a POS, but you are keeping me entertained!

Banter between Chris and Jamie:

Chris: All I do is look at her boobs

Jamie: I love a guy who's not too easy to catch

Chris: The only way to shut her up is to kiss her

Chris: Kissing Jamie, there's just no spark there

Jamie: I'm so happy this time around, I mean he's not playing a game...

Chris: I'm playing a game here and it's a huge strategy to make sure all the girls are on my side

Jamie: I really haven't felt this way about someone so quickly, I really feel that I can trust him
Jamie: He doesn't get pleasure out of causing pain, that's the great thing about him! Obviously Chris is protecting me from Blakely...
Jamie: He is so loyal and respectful...

In the end Jamie and David (The Fan) go home.  

Sarah stayed the night in a hotel with Chris and

Chris's plan to get rid of Blakely backfired. 

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Bachelor Pad Blab & Gab: Link-UP

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I abandoned the Olympics tonight to watch the one and only Bachelor Pad.  If you missed it have no fear that Bachelor Pad Basher is here!!

The challenge is the Hot Sludge Funday - PERVERT ALERT. I say "That's What She Said" way too often, I probably could have said it 100 times listening to them talking about this:

You will then get in a sack and dump 5 pounds of nuts on your head

 I throw the nuts on as fast as I can

Of course at the end you will eat the cherry in the bowl

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HIGHLIGHTS

2 Dates - David takes 3 women to prom and Rachel take 3 guys to the Wax Museum.

Blakely doesn't get the Rose on the date, I thought her and Jamie were going to have a BITCH Fight

Jamie gets denied by Chris (not Harrison)

Rachel and Michael are falling in lurve

Ed and Jaclyn hook-up, can you say MISTAKE!

Kalon and Lindzi hideaway in bed the entire time

Reid tries to pull a fast one on Ed and have him voted off, backfires and he goes home

Double D Donna is also voted off

QUOTES OF THE NIGHT:

David is on my diarrhea list right now - Blakely

There's just pee in my jeans now - Michael Stagliano

I need to show him that I'm sexy, I'm a woman I'm able to please him and make him happy - Jamie

I want to Fall in Love on TV - Jamie

I don't have any underwear on, so... - Ed

I can't leave Bachelor Pad and NOT hook up with someone, that's just crazy - Donna

I can enjoy the rest of the evening and watch people's lives crumble before my eyes - Kalon (PS Kalon this is why America HATES YOU)

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Bachelor Pad Blab and Gab: Link-up

My first ever link-up with Meg from More from Meg, so excited!

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Does anyone remember where the term "TWINNING" came from? Remember these girls from Jersey Shore in Italy? Yes, these are the same twins from Bachelor Pad - coincidence? I think so! They literally argue the entire episode!

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Rhythmic Dancing competition was interesting!  I can't believe that the guys were better than the girls!  The girls were a HOT MESS!

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Michael and Blakely win the competition and both get to take 3 people on a date with them.

Michael's Date:

Donna is in love with Michael - Can't believe Rachel and Michael ended up making out, I really don't see those two being together! Then Michael gave Donna a fake make-out sesh to fulfill some of her fantasies!  Fantasy crushed - he gave the rose to Rachel!

Found this special pic of Donna on the interwebs does anyone else want to nickname her "Doube D Donna"?  I'm sure she's gotten this one before! Turns out this Super Fan is also Super Slutty {or atleast this picture is!}

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While Michael was on his date, Chris was playing all angles of the game!  He gets caught making out with Blakely and Jamie goes in the room and  just gets on her top bunk while they continue making out, can you say AWKWARD!?

CHRIS YOU ARE A SKEEZBALL!  SO GLAD EMILY DIDN'T PICK YOU!

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Blakely's Date:

DAMNIT BLAKELY! Why did you give the rose to Chris? He is playing you like a violin, he is the cockiest mosta arrogant guy in the house! He said "Batting 1,000" - girl you're just going to get played by him like you have every guy in your whole entire life!

Oh, I failed to mention Sarah and Ed hooked up!  Take a little feast on Ed's Badonk-a-donk from the firts night! Sorry, I had to share!

In the end Twins take themselves out of the game - THANKFULLY! They were so damn annoying! Ryan the virgin gets voted off!

What did you think of Bachelor Pad?  Link-up your posts below!!

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I'm pretty disappointed with Episode #1, but my expectations were low to begin with. The first episode is never good, I mean there hasn't been enough time for everyone to really HATE each other!

Seriously Michael?? Is this before or after you got dumped 50 Times?  I'm not buying it!

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Highlight was Ed getting wasted and swam around in his underwear, Belches while Chris Harrison is talking and continues to drink wine then gets BACK in the pool! Jillian Harris is either loving this or is completely HUMILIATED. I'm going to go with the latter. Remember when he and Jillian were so happy together?

QUOTE OF THE NIGHT: "It's not a hot tub it's a cold Tub" Thanks Ed

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Is anyone else disappointed that Jake and Vienna aren't on this season??

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Next episode alludes to Lindzi and Kalon being together - WTF?  What are you thinking Lindzi?  I can already tell you how this one ends up!

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 Check back Thursday for my first DIY Project!  What did you think of Bachelor Pad??

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