How to Become A Girly-Girl

Wear something pink every single day!  Even if it's your underwear or socks, just do it! Your femininity will thank you...

Wear bows, these aren't just for little girls!

Always write with a pink pen, ALWAYS... If it's scented that's even better!



A true girly-girl is also a Bargainista!


Take pictures of yourself in the cutest bathroom ever!

Shop at Target at a minimum of 3 times a week.

Fix your hair everyday!  Don't be lookin all like a piece of Ass Trash, that's just not cute!

Wear way too much makeup on a consistent basis.  This includes foundation, powder bronzer, eye shadow (atleast 2 colors), Eye liner, Mascara, lipstick and lip gloss... This is all just essential! Seriously...

Wear push-up bras, the "girls" will glad you did!

Paint your fingernails - no one wants to see those gnarly cracked cuticles. This is the basics in girly-girl 101.

Match your outfit to your drink.

Own an office chair cover with a giant PINK Bow!

Wear Pink Workout Shoes!

Indulge yourself in PINK Accessories.

Wear Heels to work everyday, who cares if it ruins your feet, atleast you'll look sexy {and you know it} Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah... Ok back on track

Watch at least 10 reality shows on Bravo a week and blog about it...

Wear a dress atleast 3 times a week, this way when you eat too much at work it will expand on it's own.

Drink Wine with your pinky in the air - It's Okay to be a snoodie byotch evey once in a while

Become a cupcake, want to find out how?? Just click Here...

If you follow all of these guidelines you will be a GIRLY-GIRL in NO TIME!!

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