Girl Talk Tuesday

It's that time again!  The time to talk about all things girlie {yes, this includes the bachelorette}.

First of all, I'm mildly obsessed with the Kardashians, I wan't to hate them, but I just can't.  I physically CAN'T! It's kinda like my addiction to Diet Coke, I can't stop drinking it.

Kourtney FINALLY had her baby - Penelope Scotland Disik. No pics of the little babe yet, but here's one last of Kourtney prego - she's adorable!

 Okay, so down to the real BIZZNASS - The Bachelorette

I'm linking up with Meg from More From Meg for this post - check out her bloggity blog!

Finally down to the 3 remaining Suitors: Jef, Arie, Sean

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DATE #1: Sean

They spend the day on their own private island then go back to the Fantasy Suite, however they didn't stay the night together, because Emily is a MOM - I'm glad she didn't let her hormones get in the way of her morals - NOT!

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DATE #2: Jef {with one f}

They took a sailboat around the island then went to dinner.  Emily gives Jef the Fantasy Suite card he denies her out of respect for her daughter and his family.  Wow - way to make Emily eat right out of your hand, which producer do you think fed him these lines?

DATE #3: Arie

Took a Catamaran around the island while they deepthroated each other 99% of the time.  They took a break from one another's mouths to swim with dolphins in the ocean.  Afterwards, Emily actually calls him out and says that all his favorite moments involve them kissing.  Then they kiss more and more and more... How is she going to explain all of this kissing to Ricki?  Don't worry Ricki we didn't have sex, we just sucked faces all day long - THAT'S OKAY, but sex isn't.

WHA-WHA-WHAT?? Emily knows she can't control herself, so she doesn't even give Arie the Fantasy Suite date card!

Rose Ceremony:

OBSESSED with Emily's long sequin skirt and layering necklaces!

This is the best I could do - I took a picture of  her on my TV :)

Jef and Arie get the rose, Sean goes home - Emily cries more than he does.

Enough with that stuff, I'm ready to watch a PARTY - who else is getting excited for Bachelor Pad???  It starts July 23rd and I'm soo excited. 

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A few more topics unrelated to Reality TV:

I'm trying {key word, TRYING} to get back on the workout band wagon, I picked up these little beauties, Reebok Zigzag's, to try and get myself motivated again.  50% OFF at DSW, they were only $50, and they're my favorite color, PINK!

Then me and this beast, aka Jillian Michaels hung out for 20 minutes and she seriously kicked my BOOTAY! I usually go to the gym, but I like doing the 30 Day Shred to get back into it. If you haven't done this video, you NEED TO! It's only 20 minutes and it's a great workout.

Alright alright, enough already - I think this is the longest post that I have written yet.  I hope I didn't bore ya'll too much!!!

 1st question - who do you think Emily will pick? 

2nd question - how many of you are going to watch Bachelor Pad?!? 

3rd question {I swear this is the last one} Who else is trying to work out again, I need some MOTIVATION!

Girl Talk Tuesday!

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How many of you have been watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding? Oh come on, admit it you're watching it! If you're not you need to. 

Reason #1

This was a full on B#$*% Fight outside the county courthouse, Real Classy! Via

Reason #2

This is at a baby shower, WHAT?!?!?!?

Reason #3

Seriously people this girl is 14!! I feel dirty even looking at her, PS that's her mom in the backgorund!Via

Reason #4

Yes, that's 5 year old girls dressing and acting like miniature prostitutes!

Need I say more, just watch it!

In other news that isn't quite as Trashy, we have the Bachelorette to talk about!

Episode 6: Croatia

There were 2 1-on-1 dates, No Name Travis and Douchey McDooferson Ryan.  Both are sent home on their dates.  PS  - was anyone counting how many times Ryan said "Trophy Wife" on his date?  Apparently Emily doesn't think being called a Trophy Wife is a compliment...

Group Date:  All the guys have to wear skirts, ride donkeys and participate in some random outdoor gaming.  The loser that got last in everything gets the "Brave" cup and the rose.

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The only other thing worth mentioning is all the damn sparkle outfits Emily is wearing.  Remember when I was talking about it here? 

We all get it Emily, you like sparkles - layoff for a second and give some of the glitter back to the Gypsy's I heard they are running low on glitter since you started filming!

She wears this:

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And This...

And This...

And This...

And This...

And This...

The list could go on and on and on!  Am I the only one that is noticing this trend or am I just being way too judgemental?

What do you think about My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding?  Are you getting tired of Emily's Sparkly Fashion or do you like it??  Also, who do you think she is going to pick???

Let's Get Real with Reality

News FLASH!

Line-up ladies, sounds like Roberto is the next Bachelor {Thank you Reality Steve}!  Remember him from Allie’s season?  She picked him, they broke up and now he gets to be the bachelor.  Isn’t it bad enough when you and your boyfriend break-up, you never want to see him again and then you have to watch him as the Bachelor on National TV, TORTURE!

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Anyways, I think that news is about 100% more exciting than the entire episode of the Bachelorette.   It was a snooze fest just like it was last week, the week before and the week before that.  Does anyone else agree that she’s the lamest and most awkward bachelorette ever? 

Yes, she’s pretty, she’s nice, she has a nice body YADDA YADDA YADDA, but that’s doesn’t mean that she can make interesting Reality TV.

Episode 5:

There’s a 1-on-1 Date with Sean and they go on a cheesy tour bus ride, Emily makes it a point to say they have the tour bus ALL TO THEMSELVES, just what every little boy dreamed of, a double-decker tour bus all to myself! They eat dinner at the Tower of London – he gets a rose. 

Group Date, the guys have to perform a scene from Romeo and Juliet – totally lame, no one cares, all the guys are terrible actors!  Can you believe Kalon actually shooed Emily away from his rehearsal, so funny!

The highlight of this episode was actually Douchey McDooferson Kalon telling all the guys that that Ricki is baggage.  Does anyone else think that the producers made him do this to spice up this episode?  There for a second I thought he was going to try and explain himself and lie, but he straight-up admitted to saying it.  Hey, at least he was honest!  The best part is when Emily tells Doug she wants to rip his limbs off and beat him with them, haha – good one!  Remember Emily has to protect her Family!
Finally, Emily decides to confront Kalon and tells him to “Get the F*** out!”  That's right Emily, you protect your family by using fowl language, get 'em girl!

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The next day Emily is all down in the dumps about Kalon and goes out on a date with Jef (yes, that’s Jef with One F).  Jef waits all night to kiss her, I was yelling at the TV "KISS HER ALREADY", scheesch what was he waiting for, she basically had KISS ME written all over her huge horse mouth teeth!

Rose Ceremony – Alejandro eliminated

What lameness do you think is going to happen in Croatia next week?  The Producers have to do something to get this show going.  Maybe they will play out the “OH NO, such and such has a girlfriend back home…” I dunno, guess we will have to wait and see!  Comment and let me know what you thought about this episode, what was your favorite part?

Bachelorette Fashion

The sweeter than sugar Emily Maynard has landed herself a role as America’s newest Bachelorette - and I'm going to talk about it, obviously!

Can her teeth get any bigger and whiter? 

Going from single mom by day-to-Sparkling Bachelorette at night must really be hard for her (cough, cough – did I mention that I’m not buying her sap story!)

From the elaborate ball gowns to the completely obvious hair extensions bouncing around on her neck, no detail is left untouched!

Drum rolls please…… The Budget (highest of any bachelorette) for her wardrobe this season is……

$350,000 

(Seriously Ridonkulous, there are starving children out there people!)

I guess that’s why she wore a $4,500 skirt -

What's going on with her boobs - AWKWARD!

And a $40,000 Gown - 

I seriously don't think I would curl up on a couch in a $40,000 Gown - Remember though it's supposed to be like Real Life... (Wink, Wink)

$16,500 Nude Number worn on the season premier

I love sparkles, but that's seriously enough...

$14,500 - worn on a date with one of the no names

This looks like some cheese ball gown I would have worn to the High School Prom

What do you think little Miss Ricki’s wardrobe budget is?

Leave a comment and let me know what you think about Emily’s style, like/love/hate/want it???