The Beautiful Life of A Blogger

We all do our blogging poses, put on make-up, way too much jewelry and pretend like our life is the SHIZNIT! Let's be real ladies... We don't ALWAYS look this pretty, nor is our shit always together.  I mean it's fun to pretend like it is in blogland, but today I wanna get real with you BISCHES!

Say What!?!? Bloggers aren't pretty and perfect all the time?  Mostly I'm lookin like this:

My teeth suck - I've had 8 cavities filled in the last 2 months and I just got a crown.EFF!

Every night when I get home I throw on a pair of sweats and furry boots.  Usually when I'm at home I look like AssTrash (my new saying), not like this or this...

Lookin like AssTrash, AGAIN (can you guys please help me make this work happen, k thanks!) while decorating cookies...

Another good example of Ass Trash - dressing in the most disgusting clothes from Ross and taking pics in the dressing room with your BFF.

Just realized almost all these pics are blurry.  Oh well, I guess it's just a good example of what I'm trying to get across.  Bloggers AREN'T perfect like we pretend to be on the Interwebz...

Seriously though, is your life as cute as your blog?  Clearly mine isn't...