Showing posts with label Facebook Stalker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Facebook Stalker. Show all posts

March 1, 2013

Are You A Facebook Stalker?



Do you ever find yourself stalking certain facebook profiles??  Maybe it's someone from High School that you haven't talked to in 10 years or someone in High School that you NEVER even talked to and are suddenly stalking their every move?

I'm like...
Oh dang girl you gained some weight 
Wait, is that YOUR baby?  He should totally be a model!  
Oh wow, your puppy is cute I want one like that!  
What Byotch you totally stole my wedding colors, do you totally want to be me or what?  
Did she do her bumpdate this week? 
OMG, she got divorced, I wonder if she's dating anyone new yet?
Wow I can't believe she is moving back to our home town!
Your house is totally gorgeous, I'm never posting pics of my kitchen cuz it will NEVER look like that!
I wish my backyard looked like that..
I want a pool like hers.
You liked ICanHazCheezburger? I'm going to like that page too.
Whoa - she got to go where? For How long? So jealous... I'm just going to block her from my newsfeed so I will stop feeling bad about myself
Is she still friends of a friends of a friends so I can still see her page? Byotch, she went private!

Via
Via
Okay, I'm a little psycho-stalkerish now! People put their personal life on facebook and I'm going to stalk it! Either to make myself feel better about myself or worse.  It really can go either way depending on my mood...

Am I just some creepy stalker girl or are do you find yourself doing the same thing?

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