March 1, 2013

Are You A Facebook Stalker?



Do you ever find yourself stalking certain facebook profiles??  Maybe it's someone from High School that you haven't talked to in 10 years or someone in High School that you NEVER even talked to and are suddenly stalking their every move?

I'm like...
Oh dang girl you gained some weight 
Wait, is that YOUR baby?  He should totally be a model!  
Oh wow, your puppy is cute I want one like that!  
What Byotch you totally stole my wedding colors, do you totally want to be me or what?  
Did she do her bumpdate this week? 
OMG, she got divorced, I wonder if she's dating anyone new yet?
Wow I can't believe she is moving back to our home town!
Your house is totally gorgeous, I'm never posting pics of my kitchen cuz it will NEVER look like that!
I wish my backyard looked like that..
I want a pool like hers.
You liked ICanHazCheezburger? I'm going to like that page too.
Whoa - she got to go where? For How long? So jealous... I'm just going to block her from my newsfeed so I will stop feeling bad about myself
Is she still friends of a friends of a friends so I can still see her page? Byotch, she went private!

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Okay, I'm a little psycho-stalkerish now! People put their personal life on facebook and I'm going to stalk it! Either to make myself feel better about myself or worse.  It really can go either way depending on my mood...

Am I just some creepy stalker girl or are do you find yourself doing the same thing?

15 comments:

  1. I do that ALL the time. I was so good at it people used to ask me to stalk for them.

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  2. hahah this post made me laugh!! xo

    http://allthingsprettyandlittle.blogspot.com/

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  3. Pretty sure we all do it at some point! I have been getting more "stalkers" on Instagram lately...

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  4. I just had a HUGE stalking session last night! GIRL please you know you aren't the only one! haha

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  5. totally hate to admit it but i do it too at times. and its only certain people - maybe because they are constantly in my news feed?? its weird!

    ps do you ever just see certain people ALWAYS show up in your news feed, what IS that!? and its always those idiots that like a page, and share a picture quote, and share stupid animal videos (that i actually click on and watch... like a hippo farting, did you see that one circulating the other day??) LOL OMG.

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  6. This post literally made me LOL because I know we ALL do it!

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  7. Hilarious. I sometimes check out people's status's but it's mainly if I"m bored. By the way I'm doing a link up next thursday March 7 on my blog. IT's about styling cobalt. Would love it if you joined.

    Agi:)

    vodkainfusedlemonade.com

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  8. I did this just last night. It feels so refreshing to do it right before bed. HA!

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  9. I used to fb stalk all the time but deleted my facebook. It is SO nice to not even be temped to waste time stalking anymore!

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  10. Haha! I do this too! Quite a few years ago, I started dating a guy who didn't have fb and one of my friends said, "What?!? How are we supposed to stalk him?"

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  11. hahahhahaha I think we're all guilty of this! You're not alone girl!! :)

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  12. Hahaha this is hilarious. I definitely do this...probably more than I'd like to admit!

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  13. Hahaha, love it! Somehow when my besties and I get together (we don't get to see each other that often), we always end up on Facebook, showing each other something we found about someone we all know. It's kind of awful, really. I hate how easy Facebook makes pseudo-stalking! But hey, at least I know we all do it :)

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  14. Haha! My biggest fear is accidentally "liking" some random person's comment in a conversation that I'm reading (stalking) on my phone. I don't know about anyone else but I feel like when I'm checking facebook on my phone it is so easy to accidentally "like" something. In fact, I know I have accidentally liked things before while stalking. So embarrassing!

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