Reasons I wish I was a Baby:
- There is no shame in farting in public, anytime/anyplace/anywhere - and people think it's cute instead of disgusting
- Cry whenever you feel like it and essentially have a "maid" to take care of your every beckoning call
- Have someone feed you at all hours of the day
- No hangover after "drinking" all night long
- You get to wear onesies and it's totally appropriate... enough said
- Your muffin top can hang out and it's the cutest thing ever
- You get to play and nap all day everyday - who doesn't want to do this?
- You don't have to wake up to an alarm clock, ever!
- It's totally appropriate to hang out with drool on your chin 99% Of the Time
- Get your butt wiped with a soft towlette
Now, do you wish you were a baby too?