Girl Talk Tuesday: Life Lessons From The Bachelor

Do you feel like you need to drink a glass a bottle of wine just to make it through The Bachelor?  In all honesty I'm really not that into Sean and he is boring the crap outta me, but Tierra is making an honest effort to keep me entertained!!!

My friend told me that she saw Sean out in Dallas on NYE and he's not even that cute.. I'm not really into Albino guys, however I am into abs, so I think that's what has kept me coming back for more this season!

I just want to recap from tonight a few things I learned tonight!

Life Lessons From the Bachelor

HAHAHA - I'm a crazy, Manipulative Byotch, I can't believe Sean believes this load of bull....

I'm gonna chug that goat milk like its my job - Leslie #Hashtag Losing

Losers are sometimes winners! // Shown by Sean inviting the blue team to spend the evening with with him and the red team after they lost.  No name bangs girl was not happy after she chugged goat milk for Sean and she still didn't get the rose!

If you want to get engaged for free just contact The Bachelor // Thank you Neil Lane and Jarrod for sponsoring yet another engagement, WE GET IT Neil Lane!!! 99% of the world can never afford one of your rings, keep reminding us of this!

If u dont understand what a white albino {aka Sean} says just start smiling and say squee eeeeggg yeeeee - Catherine

How is it possible to sit on each other's laps?  Isn't it just one person sitting on the other person's lap?  I'm really confused by this statement!?!?

If you want to make a girl stop crying just stick your tongue in her mouth and make disgusting lip-smacking noises...

If you are REAL and GENUINE {aka willing to suck my face at all times} then you will get A rose!!!! Seriously Sean if you say this one more time I'm going to throw up! You have no idea who is real and genuine, good luck figuring this one out...

Tell a guy that you are so so scared because of your heart... You will have him eating out of the palms of your hand!! Seriously... #Tierra

Don't talk shit on your competition in front of your man.  Men DO NOT find this attractive...

Last, but not least, the random fact of the day -- You know ur an alcoholic when u spill ur wine all over your couch and don't care because there's wine all over your couch, but because you wasted wine.... #Winning/#Wining! Haha, get it????

Linking-up with Helene In Between!