Girl Talk Tuesday: A few facts and The Bachelor

Linking up with Helene and Whitney for Tell Me About it Tuesday and Facts Of Me (plus a little a lot of Bachelor info).

I'm scared of staying home by myself, I literally sleep with one eye open

I have 2 kittens and I'm slowly becoming a crazy cat lady



I get scared when my cats stare into thin air, are they looking at Ghosts?

I Lurve ALL trashy reality shows (bachelor recap below)

I've been wearing the same sweats and top every single night! Eww...

I spend way too much time sitting on my A** , thankfully I have a really comfy couch

I hate showering on Sundays

I sometimes facebook stalk people, like in an unhealthy way

I go to Ross/TJ Maxx/Marshalls/Target atleast 3 - 4 times a week

Wannabe Baker

I'm obsessed with a Bargain even if it's something I don't need

If my skin color could be PINK I would make it happen

Okay now it's time for some Girl Talk AKA Bachelor trash talk!

I used to consistently do Girl Talk Tuesday, but somehow fell off the bandwagon.  Well folks I'm bringing it back, so here it goes! FOREWARNING: I'm mostly going to be talking about Trashy reality  TV aka The Bachelor, Teen Mom, RHBH, etc, etc...

I'm slacking a little because I didn't post my recap of The Bachelor last week, so here are a few quick tidbits:

• Nubby went on a pity date with Sean, jumped off the building with him and got a rose... She seriously needs to stop talking about her 1 arm, I forget about it then she brings it up again and I notice...
• Group Date: the girls get to model for a trashy romance book cover and THE MODEL girl wins, even though she doesn't get the group date rose, that was saved for Kacie B.
• Unmemorable people go home, now on to this week....

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Episode 3 Breakdown

One-On-One: Leslie and Sean go on a one-on-one and break the record for world's longest on-screen kiss!  I was thinking it was 3 hours, but then saw that it was only 3 minutes! Hell-o I could totally break that record just send a camera crew my way.  Leslie gets the rose.  I'm thinking she is going to be top 4! Oh and not to mention I lurved her White lace dress with the open back, she looked gorge!

Sean looks like an Open-Mouthed Seal Face in this pic!  I don't even know what that means, but it's the first thing I thought when I saw this...

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Group Date: Beach Time! The girls frolic in the sand and play some foosball football and whoop like coyotes when Sean takes his shirt off {Okay, let's be real I would do the same}!  Of course it's not all fun and games, they get a volleyball tournament going!

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PS - did anyone notice how fit these girls look in bathing suits!? Is it a requirement to have a 6-pack on this show?  They look much better than they can play volleyball, the were all terrible as -in they could barely get the ball over the net!

The team that lost gets sent home immediately and the tears start flowing! Winning team gets a chance to make their mark on Sean.

The girls desperately cling to Sean to make an impression.. Amanda is insane psycho byotch! I hope Sean see's through her soon!

Kacie B. outs Amanda and Desiree and Sean looks like a seal out-of-water when she is telling him.  He questions why she is the one outting them!  Her night ends in uncontrollable tears!

Lindsey gets the rose - who is this girl again? Wait, is she the one that wore a wedding dress on the first night?  I seriously can't even remember her face...

Poor "little doll" Tierra falls down the stairs {pry on purpose for attention} and refuses medical attention! She it T-T-T Trazy!!! She needs to go home, like immediately.  However she is drama and entertainment so maybe she should stay and play for a while!

Second One-On-One Date

Ash-lee is the chosen-one for the second one-on-one. WTF is she wearing? Her dress looks like my grandma's tablecloth! I would have to say this is lace gone wrong!

Since T-T-T Trazy falls down the stairs, she gets insane amounts of attention from Sean and cuts into Ash-lee's one-on-one time!

They close down Six Flags and take 2 girls with Chronic illnesses with them - is Sean really this sweet or is the show encouraging him to do this??

She gets a Rose.

Rose Ceremony
KacieB gets called out at the beginning and he gets rid of her
Taryn {unmemorable} and Kristy the Sock Bunning Model Go Home

Can't wait for Roller Derby next week, gonna be AMAZEBALLS! Looks like T-T-T-Trazy gets even crazier next week and I can't wait for the drama to ensue!

Longest POST EVER!!! OOPS, Sorry!