From a Cat’s Perspective

Human’s are da warmest by deir face, I’m gonna sit on her face, right about meow…..

6:00 AM: Wake up Wake up, it’s time to eat. WAKE UP!! If I scratch meow clawz on the wall long enough that might wake dem up…

Iz wanna face timez with my brudder!

What if Iz lick your eyelid, will that make your eye open and you’ll come play with meow?

Doh... Dat waz a long day at wurk!!!

Oh, you wanted to lock me outta da bafroom? Well, I’m just going to meow and meow and meow and push at da door until you let meow in… No one locks Kitty Outta the Bedroom!

I brought you my toy so you could play with meow, so PLAY! Come on let’z play! Seriouslyz, I wanna play.

OOOoooo dis is soft, I’m gonna clawz the crap outta it.

Dis is my toy, right?? Oh, it wasn’t? I’m sowwy!

Can you hurry up and drink da rest of your beer so I can have a new house?

Just sit still dere and look cute, the humans might bring treats…

Soon…

If my brudder comes in and interruptz my snuggle time, I’m gunna lick his butt!!

Seriouslyz, that’s my toy, give it back!

Just see what happenz if you turn da water on…

I swear that was my brudder that pooped in the bath tub, not meow!

Dat wuz just too much playinz for meow! I'm exhausted!

As many of you already know I have 2 kitties, we adopted them from the SPCA back in September.  They are so much fun and they entertain me every single night!!  I hope you were entertained by their perspective on life!!

Kate Spade, Kittens and The Bachelor

I know, I"m a little late on this post, but I have some really random stuff for you! Enjoy...

I did a little bit of shopping this weekend at a new outlet mall! I've been obsessing over everything Kate Spade for quite some time, but have never been willing to pay for my addiction! I went to the Kate Spade outlet this weekend and found this tote for 40% Off then an additional 20% Off! SCORE!!! That made this one of the best bargains I've found in a while ringing in at only $56 BUCKS / Originally $286!

For some reason my little kitty Ben is really attached to me and is constantly cuddling with me (which I of course love)! I decided to try and act like him and of course take a Selfie!

So my Monday night TV line-up is a little Cray Cray, if at all possible these are all the shows I would watch, but I don't have enough time!!

The Bachelor (1st Priority, obvi)

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Vanderpump Rules

Teen Mom 2 

Kourtney and Kim take Miami

Trying to watch all 5 shows in one night is nearly impossible! I chose to watch The Bachelor and switch between Kourtney and Kim, then watched Teen Mom 2 afterwards.  Needless to say my Monday nights are pretty much booked #Loser!

The run down on The Bachelor I missed the first 30 minutes, but for some reason I feel like I really didn't miss anything!  

Sean goes on Hometown dates with all the girls, for some reason I'm really starting to like The Girl that Wore the Wedding Dress on the first night.  Her voice is becoming less and less annoying and she seems to get prettier and prettier.  I was a little afraid for Sean to meet her dad, but it seems like they got along just fine!  I though Sean dressing up like a soldier was super cheesy, but whateves....

Next he goes to see Des and she plays a prank on him and pretends like her ex boyfriend shows up (she hired an actor)... My mom and I were texting and I told her that everyone was acting, I was right on track, because it was a PRANK!

Then it's time for Sean to meet the fam! I found it weird that they went to Des's house, instead of her parents.  Her BROTHER made tonight interesting.  He tells Sean that he's a "playboy"and doesn't believe in the process, basically he doesn't want her to get hurt.  This show is so fake that this is truly the only real moment I've ever seen on The Bachelor.  

Photo Credit ABC via Wenn

Unfortunately for Des, she should have listened to her brother because she gets sent home!

Photo credit ABC Via Wenn

So far I've only watched part of Teen Mom 2, but here's what I've got so far..

Chelsea hooks up with Adam after her Mirena fell out  - Girl Haven't you learned your lesson???

Leah has a Miscarriage - but if you follow her on Twitter, she is married to Jeremy, pregnant with him AGAIN and due in March

Kailyn hits Joe - also, if you follow her, she is know married to her current bf on the show (can't remember his name!)

I'm telling you this show is SO MUCH more interesting than The Bachelor! This is some real Shiznit!

Okay kittens, that's it for now... Until next time!!!

Also, check out my girl Kali's blog, she's talking all things Bachelor Too!