From a Cat’s Perspective

Human’s are da warmest by deir face, I’m gonna sit on her face, right about meow…..

6:00 AM: Wake up Wake up, it’s time to eat. WAKE UP!! If I scratch meow clawz on the wall long enough that might wake dem up…

Iz wanna face timez with my brudder!

What if Iz lick your eyelid, will that make your eye open and you’ll come play with meow?

Doh... Dat waz a long day at wurk!!!

Oh, you wanted to lock me outta da bafroom? Well, I’m just going to meow and meow and meow and push at da door until you let meow in… No one locks Kitty Outta the Bedroom!

I brought you my toy so you could play with meow, so PLAY! Come on let’z play! Seriouslyz, I wanna play.

OOOoooo dis is soft, I’m gonna clawz the crap outta it.

Dis is my toy, right?? Oh, it wasn’t? I’m sowwy!

Can you hurry up and drink da rest of your beer so I can have a new house?

Just sit still dere and look cute, the humans might bring treats…

Soon…

If my brudder comes in and interruptz my snuggle time, I’m gunna lick his butt!!

Seriouslyz, that’s my toy, give it back!

Just see what happenz if you turn da water on…

I swear that was my brudder that pooped in the bath tub, not meow!

Dat wuz just too much playinz for meow! I'm exhausted!

As many of you already know I have 2 kitties, we adopted them from the SPCA back in September.  They are so much fun and they entertain me every single night!!  I hope you were entertained by their perspective on life!!