If you watched The Bachelor tonight you probably know EXACTLY what the title of this blog post means.
This week the girls and Sean go to St. Croix and enjoy a little drama! Backstabbing and crying ALWAYS make for a good episode.
Ashl-ee gets the first date on a private island with Sean and rolls around 1/2 naked in the sand! Sean gets real and straight up asks Ashlee about Sparkly Tierra. THANKFULLY Ashlee tells him the truth that she's a 2-faced psycho! I mean Ashlee is really just looking out for
This news doesn't even seem to phase Sean because she's being real and genuine! She then stands on her chair and screams to St. Croix that she LURVES Sean!
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Sparkly Tierra and the Eyebrow!
After receiving the date card she tells the girl that she's disappointed she's not going to the beach and that she has to walk around the hot sweaty city. I mean this is going to ruin her hair and makeup and Sean might see through her first face after it melts off...
So the 2 go galavanting around the city of St. Croix and Tierra and her eyebrow seem to be having a sparkly great time! She's just a great actress, isn't she???
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Three On One
Starts in the middle of the night with Sean waking the girls from their beauty sleep and seeing who they really are, no makeup, no deodorant and skanky mcnasty breath!
Catherine, Desiree and Girl who wore a wedding dress on the first night and talks like a 2-year old toddler get to go on this snoozefest date...
They take the most boring road trip of all time around the island and watch the sun rise and Desiree explained at the end of the evening that "there is no sunset". NEWSFLASH - the sun always set's you just might not see it. See Desiree, I just taught you something...
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Girl in the Wedding dress from the first night gets the rose for the evening.
One On One: Leslie (the girl who nicknamed Tierra Tierrarist)
Uneventful they clearly didn't have a connection.. They wandered some old mill and picked fruit LAME!!!
Ashlee and Tierra get into a HUGE TIFF AKA Byotch Fight
My absolute favorite part of the entire season is Tierra explaining that she can't control her eyebrow!
"THIS IS MY FACE
I CAN NOT CONTROL MY EYEBROW
IF I SMILED ALL THE TIME MY FACE WOULD GET TIRED"
While the byotch fight was happening at the hizzouse - Sean's Sister randomly shows up for a chat on the beach! She tells Sean that if a girl can't get along with other girls then there is a huge RED FLAG! Sean walks up to the house to get TTT -Tierra and of course finds her bawling on her cot in the hallway!
FINALLY - Sean comes to his senses and sends Tierra Packing!
I CAN NOT WAIT for Tierra and her sparkly eyebrow to make her appearance on BACHELOR PAD! Seriously, this girl is like reality TV Gold!
Rose Ceremony - Leslie goes home! Too bad, she was the funniest one in the house and Tierra was the craziest so this is gonna be BORING for the rest of the season..
THIS IS HOW AMERICA FELT WHEN WE FOUND OUT TIERRA WAS GOING HOME....