Are you a Guido or a Redneck???

As some of you may or may not know, I'm kind of a Reality TV Whore {and a redneck, you'll see}.  Anything that involves excessive amount of drinking, talking about Cooka's/showing Cooka's, cat fights, love affairs, hysterically crying, getting naked and making a complete fool of yourself is my kind of show.

This includes {but is not limited to}:

• All Real Housewives {OC and Beverly Hills are my faves}
• Jersey Shore
• Keeping Up with The Kardashians
• Snooki & Jwoww
• Real World
• The Challenge
• Teen Mom
• 16 & Pregnant
• The Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor Pad
• Vanderpump Rules
• Newest and Favoritest BUCKWILD

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I kept seeing Buckwild premiere on MTV and it looked so ding dang dumb, but I accidentally started watching it and it's Red-Donkulous! It's a bunch of redneck teenagers drinking, partying and getting naked!  Not sure they are even of legal drinking age and MTV is showing them drinking... CONSTANTLY.  Can they do this?  Guess so, cuz they are!

I wonder if the Rednecks will start talking about their Cooka's hanging out yelling "Cabs are here".  Surely they will develop their own language and use words like Redneckonize (Honey Boo Boo)!

Guidos are so 2012 and Rednecks are totally 2013.  Are you going to jump on the bandwagon and join the Redneck Train? If you haven't yet you need to get your Buckwild on, TONIGHT! 8PM MTV

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Ya know, I'm from the Country {small town in Kansas} and like to get a little Buckwild every now and then.  Guns, Go Carts and Haybails!  Doesn't get much more redneck than that!

Me and my Brudders

Don't worry he only has a water gun!

Beer and Guns go really well together

Beer and Go Carts go even better together!

Running on Hay Bails is a blast - if you ever get a chance, DO IT!

So, would you consider yourself a Redneck or a Guido?  Clearly I'm a redneck! You never would have guessed, right?