December 24, 2012

Dear Man at the North Pole {AKA Santa}

Dear Santa,

I believed in you until the 5th grade! I even saw your brown sled being pulled down the highway by a rickety old truck and told everyone at school that I saw Santa’s Sleigh! I defended you to EVERYONE even when my brothers tried to tell me you weren’t real. Whenever I watch Christmas movies, I still believe that you are real and everything I'm watching is Real Life!! I really miss the magic of believing in you, can you please make that magic reappear this Christmas?

If you would like to drop by my house and do all of my laundry on Christmas Eve instead of giving me gifts, that would be awesome! Wait I would still want gifts, do both!

My thighs are starting to touch more and more and the holidays really aren’t helping.  Can you use some of your magic dust to make them smaller, I’m really too lazy to start working out again!

I also would like to get free gas for the rest of my life.  That would really give me some extra dough to spend on bargains!!

Can you magically complete all Pinterest projects on my board and let me know how they turned out?  I really don’t want to waste any more time on #Pinterestfails…

I would like for Monday – Friday from the times of 8 am – 5 pm to fly by and the rest of the time go by as slowly as possible.  This 8 hour workday thing really isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be!

Please help my little kitty Ben stop climbing on my throat and licking my eyelids while I sleep.  This would be really helpful!

Can you bring me more blog followers?  K – thanks!

Also, I would like a Kate Spade purse, DSLR Camera and a MacBook Pro.  Do you think the elves will have enough time to complete all this before tonight??

Your True Believer!


  1. Nice wishlist :) did you get me email about Wednesday?

  2. I love how more followers is on there - hahah! Merry Christmas!

  3. I would love all of these things too especially the laundry done and free gas! Haha!

    Merry Christmas!

  4. OMG, I love this letter! Can you send Santa my way next to take care of the laundry, too??? :)

  5. Ah I wish i could join to your wishlist , bring me a Macbook pro too ;)
    Happy holidays.
    Noor @ Noor's Place


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